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+Professor Kirby
+You inspire all of us
+Creativity
+- Evan Wilt
+
+Heat generation
+Breaks power amplifier
+What are we to do?
+- Tobias Fischer
+
+Cislunar haikus
+Must be commemorated
+And saved forever
+- Charlie Robinson
+
+Break the firmament
+Hydrogen and Oxygen
+Fly on through starlight
+- Evan Wilt
+